Jokes for all

Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies.   They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?"  If no,  I don't use it.     (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke,  but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or  what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )

Animal

O, the Guinness was spilled on the bar room floor
And the pub was closed for the night.
When out of his hole crept a little brown mouse
And he sat in the pale moonlight

He lapped up the liquor on the bar room floor
And back on his haunches he sat
And all night long you could hear him roar
"BRING ON THAT BLOODY CAT!!!"

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