Jokes for all

Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies.   They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?"  If no,  I don't use it.     (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke,  but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or  what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )

Computers

Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same tim! e. That brings up a task list in the middle of the
 screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
 Customer: I don't have a P.
 Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
 Customer: What do you mean?
 Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
 Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

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