Jokes for all

Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies.   They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?"  If no,  I don't use it.     (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke,  but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or  what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )

Computers

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
 Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
 Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
 Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....

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