Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
...We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
... Three. One to change the bulb and two to write the standards and tell him what he did wrong.
...Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how Tom Peters would have done it.
...Five. One to change the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.
...What's your budget?