Jokes for all

Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies.   They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?"  If no,  I don't use it.     (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke,  but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or  what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )

Doctors

When a panel of doctors were asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists preferred no rash moves.

The Gastro-enterologists had a gut feeling about it but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve and the Obstetricians stated they were laboring under a mis-conception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" The Pediatricians simply muttered, "Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought it was madness; the General Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Radiologists could see right through it!

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow - but the Plastic Surgeon said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

Finally, the decision was left to the Proctologists.......so everything came out OK, in the end!

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