Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
When a panel of doctors were asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
The Gastro-enterologists had a gut feeling about it but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve and the Obstetricians stated they were laboring under a mis-conception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" The Pediatricians simply muttered, "Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought it was madness; the General Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Radiologists could see right through it!
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow - but the Plastic Surgeon said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
Finally, the decision was left to the Proctologists.......so everything came out OK, in the end!