Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Southern Minnesota farmer tells his neighbor, I'm going to go next door over the border into Iowa and sell my cow to a dumb Iowa farmer for $100,000. The next week the neighbor say, did you do it? Minnesota farmer says, oh yeah, but you know that dumb Iowan didn't have $100,000 on him so he traded me two chickens worth $50,000 each.
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