Jokes for all

Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies.   They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?"  If no,  I don't use it.     (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke,  but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or  what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )

Jobs

The owner of a golf course in North Carolina ( a redneck, you guessed it) was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of North Carolina and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?

" The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

You gotta love those North Carolina women.

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