Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Buying a Cow
A farmer had been taken advantage of several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow.
The farmer priced his cow as follows:
Basic cow........................... 499.95
Shipping and handling................ 35.75
Extra stomach........................ 79.25
Two tone exterior.................... 142.10
Produce storage compartment.......... 126.50
Heavy duty straw chopper............. 189.60
Four spigot/high output drain system. 149.20
Automatic fly swatter................ 88.50
Genuine cowhide upholstery.......... 179.90
Deluxe dual horns.................... 59.25
Automatic fertilizer attachment..... 339.40
4 x 4 traction drive assembly....... 884.16
Pre-delivery wash and comb.......... 69.80
FARMER SUGGESTED LIST PRICE:....... 2843.36
Additional dealer adjustments:...... 300.00
TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including options): $3143.36
