Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
A Pharoah makes a reservation at a ski resort... Pharaoh: I'd like to make a reservation for two please. Attendant: Absolutely. Can I get your name please. Pharoah: "Neferneferuaten" Attendant: ...can you spell that out for me? Pharaoh: Bird, double triangle, wavy line, dog head, more bird, flames..."
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