Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Ethnic
Pakistani arrives in New York City.
All excited, he stops the first person he meets. "Good day, Mr.American, thank you to accept me in your nice country, and...
The person interrupts and says: "I am not American, I'm Mexican."
The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by: "Thank you Mr. American for to let my family and me stay here..."Again, he is interrupted before finishing his sentence: "I no be American, I be Turk!"
The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by "Mr.American, me thank you for hospitality you give..."
But my friend, don't you see that I am black? I am African, not American."
"But", answers the Pakistani distressed, "Then, where are the Americans??"
The African looks at his watch and says: "Oh, they don't get off work'til five o'clock!"
