Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Ethnic
A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn (stream).
A Gamekeeper shouts, 'Dinnae drink thon waater! It's foo’ ae coo's sheet an' pish!'
The man replies, 'My good fellow, I'm English. Could you repeat that in English for me?'
After a thoughtful pause the keeper replies, 'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!'
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