Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
You have to adopt a French accent and say it out loud - it's funny in English .. not sure it if's funny in other languages.
The French Navy had adopted a new, uplifting slogan, to spur its seamen on to valour and glory in France's hour of need.
"To the water! The hour has come!" Or, in French: "A l'eau!. C'est l'heure!"
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