Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Ethnic
A policeman walking his beat in Glasgow one night sees a thief crawling out of a street-level window with a sack of loot over his shoulder. He walks up and clobbers the guy with his baton, drags him to the corner call-box and phones for a paddy-wagon to come pick him up.
"What street are you on?," the dispatcher asks.
The cop, no Einstein, looks up at the street sign, sees Eucalyptus Ave. on it.
"Uh....it's you-ca.....that is EEuk-call.....oh, sod it, I'l drag the bonker over to the corner of Oak St! Meet me there!"
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