Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Idaho Home Security System
HOW TO INSTALL THE HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:
- Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14 work boots.
- Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
- Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazine.
- Leave a note on your door that reads, "Hey Bubba - big Mike and I wentfor more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pitbulls. betterwait outside. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad. I locked all four of them in the house.
