My self-isolation quarantine diary Day 1 - I can do this! Got enough food and wine to last a month. Day 2 - Opening my 8th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last. Day 3 - Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some 235 seeds. Who knew? Day 4 - 8 PM Removed my day pyjamas and put on my night pyjamas. Day 5 - Today I tried to make hand sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots. Day 6 - I get to take out the garbage. I'm so exited, I can't decide what to wear! Day 7 - Laughing way too much at my own jokes. Day 8 - Went to a new restaurant called "The Kitchen." You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I don't know how this place is still in business. Day 9  - Struck up a conversation with a spider today. He seems like a nice guy. He's a web designer. Day 10 - Isolation is hard. I swear my refrigerator just said "What the hell do you want now?" Day 11 - I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel. Day 12 - Watched the birds fight over a worm, The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3-1. Day 13 - Anybody else feel like they've cooked dinner about 395 times this month. Is this you yet?  Day 14 Yeah, I have plans tonight. I’ll probably hit the living room around 8 or 9. Day 23: The garbage man placed an Alcoholics Anonymous flyer on my recycling bin.