Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
I cycled to the Liquor Store today because I needed a bottle of whisky. As I was putting it in my basket I thought, ‘what if I fall off and break it.’ So just to be safe I drank it all outside the shop instead. Good thing I did, I fell off my bike 7 times on the way home!
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