Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
I was walking down the street and I saw these two blokes wearing matching outfits, right down to the same belts.
I yelled out, "hey Dickheads, do you know you're wearing the exact same clothes today?"
It was at this point that they arrested me!:)
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