A horse Is watching MTV when a heavy metal music video, and the guitarist plays an amazing solo. The horse says "that looks amazing, I want to do that!"

The horse goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. "Hi, I'd like to learn to play guitar." Says the horse.

"Sure," says the man on the phone. "Just come to your lesson and we'll get you started."

"There's just one problem," says the horse. "I'm a horse."

"Not to worry," the man says. "We have new state of the art technology to teach horses. You'll be playing like a pro in no time."

Sure enough, the horse gets really good at the guitar and he can play that amazing solo. He wants to show his friends, so he picks up the phone and calls chicken.

"Hey Chicken, come over!" he says. Chicken comes over, watches horse play the guitar and thinks it's pretty cool. Chicken watches the music video and says "hey, that drum part is pretty cool, I want to learn to play that."

Chicken goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. "Hi, I'd like to learn to play the drums." Says the chicken.

"Sure," says the man on the phone. "Just come to your lesson and we'll get you started."

"There's just one problem," says the chicken. "I'm a chicken."

"Not to worry," the man says. "We have new state of the art technology to teach chickens. You'll be playing like a pro in no time."

Sure enough, the chicken gets really good and begins to jam with the horse. Eventually, they think that something's missing. They watch the video again and realize they need a bass guitarist. They call their friend Cow and show them what they've been up to. Cow thinks it's pretty cool, and wants to learn how to play the bass guitar.

Cow goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. "Hi, I'd like to learn to play bass guitar." Says the cow.

"Sure," says the man on the phone. "Just come to your lesson and we'll get you started."

"There's just one problem," says the cow. "I'm a cow."

"Not to worry," the man says. "We have new state of the art technology to teach cows. You'll be playing like a pro in no time."

Sure enough, the cow gets really good at the bass and the animals have a nice band going.

One day, while they're practicing, a dog walks by and hears music. The dogs pawsed to listen and thinks it sound fantastic. He goes up to the animals and says "hey, you guys are pretty good! I'm from wheelchaser productions, a famous record label, and I'd like to sign you!"

The band records an album, puts out several number 1 singles and becomes a massive success. They go on a worldwide tour and make tons of money. Right before the last show of the tour, which is supposed to be in Vegas, Horse gets a call. His mother, Ms Pony is in hospital.

Horse decides he should go check on her at the hospital and tells the rest of the band to continue on to vegas without him, and that he will meet them there before the show the next day. It turns out that Ms. Pony just has a cold and is all good, she's just a little horse. horse says his goodbye and just as he is leaving the hospital to head to the airport, he gets another call. The private jet that was carrying the band and their producer crashed into the ocean, and there were no survivors found.

Horse is devastated. All of his best friends are dead, he's out of a job and he's stuck with nowhere to go. He breaks down in tears and decides he'll drink himself to death.

So the horse walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "why the long face?"

Just kidding that's not the punch line!!!

His friend duck comes and sits next to the bar and they get to talking about the horrible tragedy that horse had to deal with. All the while, drinking and having a good time.

Duck tells horse about her band and how successful they were until their guitarist moved out of the country. Horse and duck decide to go into business together, which really picks horse's spirits up.

As they finish their drinks, duck says: "Ill pay for the drinks by they way." Then turns to the bartender and says; "Put it on my bill."

WAIT - thats not all!!!

As they are about to leave, the bar doors fly open and standing in the doorway is chicken, he is on crutches and missing both legs - which is not a good sign for his place in the band, because everyone knows you need drumsticks to play the drums...

Horse says, "chicken, it's so good to see you, but what the hell happened! I thought you were dead!"

Chicken explains that when the plane crashed, he was able to get back to shore in a life raft, and that he had brought cow's body back with him and decided that if he wasnt cremated, it would be a great missedsteak. Horse asked where the ashes were, and chicken said

"They should be ready to pick up now, I will go and get them from the crematorium, it's just across the road".....