Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Pets
A kangaroo keeps getting out of its enclosure at the zoo. Knowing how high a roo can jump, the zookeepers put up a ten-foot high fence. However next morning the kangaroo is out again. Next time they try putting up a twenty foot fence, but again, the kangaroo is out the next morning, quietly grazing on the grass in the picnic area near the zoo's cafeteria.
Frustrated, the zookeepers make the fence forty feet high.
A camel in the next enclosure says to the kangaroo "How much higher do you think they'll go?"
The kangaroo replies, "About a thousand feet I reckon, unless somebody starts remembering to lock the gate."
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