Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
An elderly woman was walking her dog in a park one evening when a young man ran by her and grabbed her purse and took off, A couple across the street ran over to check on her, saying, "The police were called and would be here in a few minutes!" The woman smiles and tells the couple that its really no big deal, She carries her old purse to put her dog's poop in it until she gets home to dispose of it.. Imagine the surprise when the thief opens the purse
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