Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Consultants
Phillips was called into his bank to discuss his accounts. "Your finances are in terrible shape," the banker stated. "Your checking account is way overdrawn, and your loan's are all overdue."
"Yeah, I know," said Phillips. "It's my wife, Marie. She's out of ?lcontrol. She just goes shopping every day and spends spends spends."
The banker asked Phillips, "Why do you allow your wife to spend more money than you have?"
"Well, to tell the truth, Mr. Banker," replied Phillips with a deep sigh, "because I'd rather argue with you than with her!"
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