Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
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So this real cool guy is on his maiden cruise offshore in his brand new 40' yacht.
He's looking all around, enjoying the view when he's shocked to see water coming into the back of the boat fast. He gets on the radio and sends out a MAYDAY call. The coast guard comes back and asks him what's wrong.
The guy says his boat's leaking and filling up with water and that he needs help.
"What's your position? says the coast guard guy.
The dude responds "I'm a vice president with Bank of America!!"
