Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
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Couple of guys are leaving the pub. One says to other, "I can't be bothered to walk all the way home ."
"I know, me too, but we've got no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home."
One of them being a retired bus driver said. "We could steal a bus from the depot."
So they arrive at the nearby bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other
keeps a look-out. After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, "What are you doing?
Have you not found one yet?"
"I can't find a No. 91"
"Oh Jesus Christ, ya stupid sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout!"
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