Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
A man comes out of the store carrying a grandfather clock, he bumps into a drunk walking down the street and angrily says "Why don't you watch where you're going?"
The drunk looks at him and say's "Why don't you wear a wrist watch like everyone else?"
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