Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Simon's in the pub when suddenly the door bursts open and Roger runs in yelling: "Simon, Simon, someone has just stolen your car." Simon asks "Oh geez! Did you see who it was Roger?" "No, but I got the number plate!”
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