Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Bar
Doc walks into his favourite club and as is his wont, steps up to the bar. The bartender, Dick, greets his favourite club member, "Good afternoon Doc. What will you have?" "My usual thanks Dick, an almond daiquiri. " Dick proceeds to mix Doc's usual, the last step being to sprinkle crushed almonds over the top. In reaching for the jar of crushed almonds, Dick notices that there are none in the jar. What to do? Hmmm, Dick, not being one to let himself be defeated by such a small problem, sees a jar of crushed hickory nuts next to the empty jar. "These should be a suitable substitute," he says to himself. . Liberally sprinkling them over Doc's drink, he then hands it to Doc. Doc takes his first sip. Smacking his lips at first, he turns to Dick........... "Is this an almond daiquiri Dick?" "No. It's a hickory daiquiri Doc"
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