Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
The Melbourne Herald Sun (Australia) reports that a Learner Driver was caught driving 7 times over the legal limit at 0.315 blood alcohol content (BAC) "I am shocked, appalled and outraged!!!!!! Given that the limit for L-platers is 0.00, seven times this figure is still zero. This type of mathematics needs to be stamped out once, and for all!"
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