Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Bar
Guy walks into a bar and buys a beer. The bar man says would you like a ticket in the raffle? The guy says oh ok how much is it. Barman says 20 cents. He takes a ticket and sits there drinking his beer.
A short while later the barman comes back and says “you were lucky .. you wont second prize!”
"That’s great!” the guy says. “What did I win?”
“A night out with our barmaid,”
"Wow, he says. Great. What was first prize?”
“A dollar.”
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