Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
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An horse walks into a pub, St. Ives in Cornwall.
"I be having a pint of bitter please," the horse asked for his favourite brand. "Ther' be the one I'm wanting."
"Er...certainly sir." the barman replied, rather disappointed that nobody else be around. "That'll be three pound-fifty."
After putting the money in the till, the barman felt he had to talk to this, well....talking horse.
"Er...if thee don't mind me saying, we don't get many 'orses in here."
"Not surprised at them prices," replied the horse.
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