Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
A guy walks into a bar room and when the Bartender looks up from his work he sees that the guy has a frog on his head (Banjo Player). The Bartender thinks to himself, oh, no, now what.
He then puts a cold beer down in front of the guy and just has to ask as he looks at the frog, Ah, what's up with that?
Well, the frog speaks up and says, I don't know, it started out as a bump on my butt!"
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