Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
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Three engineers were at the wake of a colleague. One of them said to the others, "When our own times come, what would we like to hear people say at your wake?"
The first engineer said, I'd like to hear people say, "He was a fine engineer, brilliant thinker, and excellent problem-solver."
The second engineer said, I'd like to hear them say, "He was not only highly intelligent, but a devoted educator as well."
The third engineer said, I'd like to hear people say, "Look! He's moving; he's moving!"
