Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Fishing
A man is fishing on a frozen lake and not having much luck. A small boy comes along, bores a hole in the ice a short distance away and starts fishing himself.
After a few minutes the boyo catches a huge fish.
A few minutes later another huge fish is pulled out of the water. Then another . Then another. The man is mystified, and after the boy has caught his fifth fish in 30 minutes, he goes over to investigate.
"Hey son, what's your secret?" he asks.
The boy looks at him and says "Joiunhc clijha likdhr alinf".
"What was that?" the man asks.
The boy spits into a bucket. "I said, 'you have to keep your worms warm.'"
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