Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Aging
A train was just pulling out of the station when an elderly couple rushed onto the platform where I was waiting. Out of breath they sat down beside me for a while and started berating each other. “If you hadn’t dawdled with your shopping, said the man, “we’d have made the train.”
“And if you hadn’t run so fast”, she replied, “we wouldn’t have to wait so long for the next one.”
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