Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Aging
A tough ol' cowboy from South Texas counselled his grandson, that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his hot oatmeal every morning.The grandson did this RELIGIOUSLY to the age of 103 when he died.
He left behind his 14 children; 30 grandchildren, 45 great-great grandchildren, and a 80-ft. hole where the crematorium used to be.
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