Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Aging
An elderly couple were experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class, where they teach one to remember things by association.
Later, the man was talking to a neighbour about how much the class helped him. "Who was the Instructor?" the neighbor asked.
"Oh, let's see," pondered the man. "Umm...what's that flower, you know, the one that smells real nice but has those thorns...?"
"A rose?" offered the neighbor.
"Right," said the man. He then turned toward his house and shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the guy we took that memory class from?""
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