Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Aging
An elderly Essex Lady called 999 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the Operator: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.
The Operator said, "Stay calm. A Police car is on the way."
A few MInutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."
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