Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Bluegrass
I phoned my local radio station today When the guy answered the phone, he said "Congratulations on being our 3rd caller! All you have to do is answer the simple question correctly to win our grand prize!" "Whoooho!" i shouted with joy. "I"ve never won a prize on the radio before." "It's a maths question," the announcer said. "Feeling confident?" "Well I've got a degree in maths, and I coach high school students in mathematics," I proudly said. "Ok then, to win the 2 VIP front-row tickets to see Justin Bieber, and to meet him back-stage afterwards, 'what is 2 + 2?" "7," I replied.
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