Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Military
An Israeli soldier asks his commanding officer for a three day pass. The officer says "Are you crazy? You have to do something spectacular to get a pass like that!" So the soldier goes off and comes back a day later in an Arab tank.
The officer is impressed. "How did you do it?" he asks.
"Well," says the soldier I jumped in a tank went to the border, and drove along it till I came to an Arab tank. Then I shouted to the driver 'Hey!! Do you want to get a three-day pass?' and we exchanged tanks."
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