Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Military
A navy psychiatrist is examining a potential recruit. The psychiatrist says, "What would you do if you looked out of that window and saw a battleship coming down the street?"
The recruit replies, "I'd grab a torpedo and sink it"
"Really? And where would you get a torpedo?" asks the psychiatrist,
The recruit replies, "the same place you got your battleship."
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