Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Military
A group of soldiers take a First Aid course. After they've finished they're given a test by their instructor. The instructor points to one of the soldiers and says "The Sergeant sustains a fall and gets a head injury during a cross-country march. What do you do about it?
The soldier replies, "I wrap a tourniquet around his neck and tighten it until the bleeding stops."
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