Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Business
After the wedding rehearsal, the groom took the minister aside and whispered, “I’ll give you $100 to forget about all that love honour and obey stuff”.
But on the day of the ceremony, the minister said instead, “Do you promise to obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning and never even LOOK at another woman as long as you both shall live?”
The groom gulped and gasped, “I do”
Afterwards the groom said to the minister, “I thought we had a deal.”
“We did,” said the minister, “but she made me a better offer.”
