Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver; held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?"
"Obviously," the banker replied, "But this is a helluva time to talk business!"
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