Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Business
Two blondes with hammers, Ann and Susie, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house.
Ann, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Susie, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
Ann explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end, and I throw them away."
Susie got very upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
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