Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Kids
Two little girls are in the lunchroom of the Beverly Hills Elementary School. "Guess what?" says one. "My mommy's getting married again and I'm going to have a new daddy." "Really?" says the other girl. "Who's she marrying?"
"Winston James," says the first girl. "He's a famous director."
The second girl smiles. "Oh you'll like him. He was my daddy last year."
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