Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Kids
I got pulled over on the highway for going 7 mph over the speed limit. As the officer started walking up to my truck, i rolled my windows down ..... My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 4 yr old granddaughter, started screaming from the backseat: “It’s coming out!!!!!” “I can’t hold it any longer Pa!!!!!” “It’s almost here!!!!!!!! Paiiiiii!!!” Now the trooper is HEARING her scream this.... and he leans in the window and asks her “What’s going on here???” She looks him DEAD IN THE FACE And says “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!” He started laughing I looked like I was about to cry He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get miss thang home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing As soon as we pulled away I asked “What the hell was that about???” This kid,smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work” I said “So...... You're not pooping She said nope and you're not in trouble either. OMG This kid is my hero
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