Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Kids
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. Occasionally, she walked around the room to see each child's artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the little girl was drawing.
The little girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat or looking up from her drawing the little girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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