Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
A student was on his way to school but was running short on time. So he stopped at a farmhouse and knocked on the door.
"Could I cut across your field so I can catch the 8:30 bus?" he asked. "Go right ahead," the farmer said. "And if my bull sees you, you'll be able to catch the 8 o'clock bus!
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