Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
A salesman rings on the doorbell of a house. The door is answered by a young boy smoking a cigar, holding a glass of brandy, with a girlie magazine tucked under his arm.
"Say, sonny," says the salesman. "Is your mother at home?"
The boy taps the ash off his cigar and says, "What the hell do you think?"
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