Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Customer Service
Young Woman (holding out hand): "Will you please tell me how to pronounce the name of the stone in this ring? Is it turkoise or turkwoise?"
Jeweler (after inspecting it): The correct pronunciation is "glass."
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