Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
A dog went into a telegraph office, took a blank form and wrote “woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.”
The clerk examined the paper politely and said "there are only nine words here – you can send another ‘woof’ for the same price."
The dog replied "that would make no sense at all."
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